As the young lady here says, SO WEIRD.
"John Key, Boy Scout? That’s a new one." (Courtesy kywx.)
After all, who knows where it’s been.
This is puerile. Fortunately I am 12 years old. (Courtesy AnonymousHorseNinjette, and ^5 @chowwellington.)
Alas, poor Zephyrometer. A sculpture of most excellent fancy.
Just another Tuesday morning in Hobbiton, Middle Earth.
I AM AFRAID YOU WILL HAVE TO SPEAK UP
So this is what happens to jellybeans if you take them for a swim. Also they all end up tasting the same (yeah, I went there).