This is puerile. Fortunately I am 12 years old. (Courtesy AnonymousHorseNinjette, and ^5 @chowwellington.)
Alas, poor Zephyrometer. A sculpture of most excellent fancy.
Just another Tuesday morning in Hobbiton, Middle Earth.
I AM AFRAID YOU WILL HAVE TO SPEAK UP
So this is what happens to jellybeans if you take them for a swim. Also they all end up tasting the same (yeah, I went there).
This was obstructing my path as I was walking around Te Papa this morning. I decided not to argue with it.
Continuing with the classy theme…
"Enough said…" (Courtesy kjwx.)
I’m all for faecal treats, but I refuse to pay for them. I mean it’s not like they’re expensive to produce.